I had to trash a few prior posts that I considered didn’t do too well, just so I can talk trash to you now! I admit I’m a bit of an oddball when it comes to my being like most people. And that I’m also not crazy with fondness for you either. Yet, over these last 3 years, I believe my writing skills have improved immensely! We have established an open line of communication! I’ve made many friends! This is all reflected in the over 600 followers I’ve managed to accumulate: many of which, just over this last 6 months. That was hard work for me! It took trust, dedication, and potato chips!
I know that about half of my ‘hard earned’ followers are from Facebook: not the most reliable group on earth. In fact, I’ve never once received a comment that said: ‘Hi! I’m from Facebook!’ So I’m not positive the counter is retrieving reliable data from Facebook, or merely stating how many members i have over there, and adding it to the 300 Spartans I have here.
What I am sure of, is that since I told you I was moving and gave you my new blog address, and 10 articles later, I still only have 34 ‘real’ followers over there! Do you think it fair, to take a genuine depressoid such as myself (a lineage I am proud of, and spans back hundreds of years in my family), and just toss me aside after all the ‘work’ I’ve done to establish a reliable rapor with you? I thought we were friends! We have made great strides since I first called you ‘creepy’…
Look! I’m going to give you the benefit of the doubt (because I have no choice at this point), and simply assume you’ve simply forgotten about me, due to my drab and boring personality. So once again, here is the address of my new blog, and I’d really like to hear from you, or I will slash my wrists with a dangerous toothpick, and it will all be your fault! (Guilt trip #351). Hoping to hear from you soon… Your friend always: Dr. Kevorkian
Are we really going to have to go through a long time of listening to Harper’s lies about how he’s going to make lives better for seasonal workers? He hasn’t done so in the past, why would he now, suddenly do so in the future?
I may be sounding slightly on the subversive side of the fence, though I do see myself as something of an intelligent man: I.Q. higher than 50. OK? So just who are those people in the background? Is he in Shanghai vacationing again? That guy on your far left looks like he wants to take a shot at him!
And Frankly, I Shirley haven’t heard such a load of Buffalo dung, since Harper campaigned during his first campaign! Don’t believe a word of his scare tactics either, or his hypnotic ways of speaking! The man is a subversive, mind controlling tyrant who has had his foot on the necks of the poor now for long enough I should say… How about letting us be free again…
How About Trudeau?
All be it, this was the largest good quality picture I could get of Justin not picking his nose, or a flash from three inches away from his face etc.. I guess I’ve always been a Liberal at heart because they are more ‘liberal’ about helping the disabled: ME!!, eat next week! And are more about helping Canadians ( I find), than hording every penny’s worth of life blood that can possibly be sucked from our rapidly decaying bodies!
Personally, I don’t vote, because just watching an election campaign makes me break out in disgusting boils! And I don’t think he’s too young. And even if he was, he would help our youth, which is an investment in the future of this country (Nazi Germany!). After all is said and done, they probably have the whole thing rigged already anyway. Besides, even as Harper speaks, we are letting Refugees in across our borders. And odds are, they’ll be set up with a better life than I’ve got, if you vote for Harper :O( Anyway, I like Trudaeu’s ideas :O)
Hi; I’m not here, not to thank WordPress, for an award I didn’t receive, for not being here for three years now! Yay… I’d also not like to thank the 40 million people on WordPress that don’t know I’m not here, nor could they give a rat’s ass, which neither do I. Thanks for nothing! As you can’t see, I’ve been in a real big hurry not to present this from three days ago…
My six loyal fans will tell you that it’s been a real trick for me to have them show up all at the same time, to laugh at my tripe. Apparently, some people who’ve received no likes at all, have been jealous of my good fortune, spending less and less time here over the last three or four months: I don’t care which. I can’t tell you what this means to me. There are children present!
So go away, don’t bug me, and I won’t even notice that nobody was ever here in the first place. Feather more, I’d like not to acknowledge that Google doesn’t know I’m here either. And Frankly, I Shirley am not insulted by what little intelligence I have left. So, in closing, it has certainly been the thrill of a lifetime talking to myself!
Guess what? I have green eyes! And they do turn blue or grey sometimes… Also, my psychological profile classifies me as a ‘rare green’… Anyone who’s ever taken a psychology course knows what I mean. There are four different character references according to color: Green, Blue, Orange, and Gold. A rare anyone means ‘destined for greatness.’ It never happened so, must be BS… Maybe if I actually tried? Look it up. It’s interesting!
People think I’m sucking off the system because I’m disabled, when it was in fact the system that disabled me… People are generally judgemental and self assuming… Most are envious and suppose I lay around all day sipping lemonade. Nothing could be farther from the truth! Work is where you find it, and I do quite a lot without any pay at all. Not my fault they can’t spell: ‘Career’… That doesn’t look right… How do you spell ‘Career’? I do the things I love to do: all of it involves work. Who needs pay when you have a purpose higher than serving people fatty cow meat? There’s an ethical question involved too, and a competence factor… People are always promoted to just the position they can’t master: I see more people suffering as a result of how they’re treated in society via a lack of responsible, congenial, competent public servants, administrators, Doctors, Dentists, etc.. So my theory is: Everything is backwards…
If you’re sick for instance, how do they expect you to have the energy to go to a Doctor? There was a time when they came to you! What logic is there in fighting disease when you cram people with various viruses in the same waiting room? In Queens English, work doesn’t work! Why is it that Tennis Players make millions every year for playing a ‘game’, and construction workers can’t afford to buy their own homes? Backwards! You want fair? If everyone helped everyone else, no one need suffer for goods and services at all!
Those who clean your offices keep the air clean so you don’t get sick! How are they less valuable than highly paid Scientists who just sit around and think all day? We tell people not to smoke, and then sell them cigarettes! What kind of backward CRAP is that? I tell you, the whole system has to be wiped out, and revised! If you work a day, you should have a day off to pursue other interests rather than them owning you lock, stock and barrel! (barrel?) How did that get in there? Help me build my house, and I’ll help you build yours, rather than someone who didn’t do the work should occupy… So backwards!! What say you?