Where Does God Live?

Below is a response I gave to Pat…  I presently await her answer.  Some of you know her, and some don’t!  She is very close to God and before I begin, I want you to know that I do respect her beliefs, and have felt the presence of a superior being working within my life as well.  So the object of this post is NOT to deny God’s existence, but to get answers.  I thought perhaps if I widen my scope of enquiry, it my improve my understanding of God!  Comprehending me?  Anyway, this below, was my questioning to her.  You must go to her site to see how this all began.  Click on: ‘One Wish’ and read the comments section for the whole scoop:  https://patcegan.wordpress.com/2015/08/21/one-wish/

 

Dear Darling One; How did you get so wise huh? You make people pick up their Bibles! According to Heb. 11:1 ‘Faith is the assured expectation of what is hoped for,+ the evident demonstration* of realities that are not seen.’ I was a Jehovah’s Witness. They used to be called ‘Bible Students’ because they know the Bible so well! Too bad they don’t put it into practice… Anyway, they have a great site for grabbing quotes from the Bible and much more:  http://www.jw.org/en/
You surprised me that you used quantum mechanics as a rhealm where impossibilities become possible!

 

Lets move to the other end of the scale shall we? When a star dies, it releases all the elements that made us. We are literally composed of star-dust. Yes? So if the stars made us, how could God have done so? We can look back to the very beginning of the universe within every possible spectrum of light, and we haven’t found hide nor hair of the man? LOL! Add to this, if he is perfect, how on earth did he create such an imperfect being as us? All through life, we find that everything we’re told is a lie. Yet I’m supposed to believe what sounds like the biggest whopper of all! And since time did not exist before the beginning of the universe, how could God have existed to make the thing?

 

Since organised religion could never answer me, and I have caught them in mistakes like: ‘God will not create life anywhere else until He perfects us!’ Yet now we know there are, as a conservative estimate, 33 billion Earth like planets in our galaxy alone (not including exo-moons), any one of which, an advanced being with what we’d call supernatural powers could have emerged from… And since a star moved across the sky, and then hovered over a manager, it’s hard not to think: ‘Space-craft’ And since Religion has zip for answers, I’m inclined to have questions. I do NOT deny that God exists. I simply feel that He talks to us in ways that people could understand 2000 years ago. Yet by expanding an element of mystery to His nature, He looks larger and more powerful than us.

 

He says we can’t see Him because He’s a spirit, yet if He made us in his image, as having a spiritual nature as well, then why not? And since we are now on the verge of being able to greatly extend our own lives, and learning more every day about how to improve our own way of life, why do we need Him? I know… Just saying this stuff makes me feel like The Anti-Christ, but these are very pertinent questions to me! In fact, I may copy this as a blog, and just see who has the answers… What say you?

 

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Miscellaneous Google Searches

http://www.mayoclinic.org/healthy-lifestyle/nutrition-and-healthy-eating/in-depth/water/art-20044256?pg=1

  • Sometimes i just have these miscellaneous thoughts that aren’t really blogs in themselves.  The thought I had, referring to the URL above was: ‘Do I really need 8 eight ounce glasses of water per day?’  This lead me to The Mayo Clinic: probably thought I was a warped human, and was hinting at a desperate need for psychiatric help.  There are two pages of interesting facts about water consumption.

http://www.everystudent.com/features/isthere.html

  • ‘does God really exist according to science?’  This is an important question, what with me being a bit of a science buff fanatic, as well as a compulsive liar.  Yes, free thinking can lead Google searches to curious places:  I figure, if I butter up Google, this blog may reach the top of their list: this is a bribe!

http://www.businessinsider.com/health-benefits-of-medical-marijuana-2014-4

  • ‘what are the health benefits of pot?’  Notice I didn’t say: ‘smoking pot.’  That’s because there are other ways pot may be ingested, sparing your lungs of harmful carcinogens.  OMG I have a brain!  Praise Jesus!  Although, this article does give: ‘Holy smoke!’ a whole new meaning.  I wonder if you remain high longer if you just stuffing it in your ears?  (DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME!)

http://www.cdc.gov/nchs/fastats/life-expectancy.htm

  • ‘life expectancy stats’  I figure, if the end of the world were coming, life expectancy would read like : three months…  This brings me to my next logical question…

http://beforeitsnews.com/prophecy/2014/11/urgent-an-asteroid-will-hit-the-earth-on-september-24-2015-2465642.html

  • ‘is the world going to end on September 24th. 2015?’  I’ve heard rumors to that affect…  And that’s just what I think they are.  Why it’s getting to where the media is crying wolf so often, who knows what to believe?

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/june-ericudorie/do-men-hate-women_b_5876880.html

  • ‘do men hate women?’  I’m always using the top Google finding mind you.  Interesting that it’s strictly from a woman’s point of view as well.  I wonder if I’ll get a man’s advice if I reverse genders?  These are all off the top of my head.  For experiments sake, I’m finding my questions to be more thought provoking as I go: ‘Kiss my ring!’  (Bathtub slime!  EEEWWWWW!!)

https://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20121231123324AAQ0Kfh

  • ‘do women hate men?’  That’s interesting!  Some answers given by women!  And its a Yahoo question page!  I think I’m on a roll hear!  If my next question leads to a Google question page, Google most assuredly give me standing room only!

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/barbara-hannah-grufferman/why-men-should-fear-women_b_1829997.html

  • ‘do men fear women?’  Hmmmm…  The Huffington Post again.  I’m beginning to feel like I’m in a rigged game here!  You know?

http://www.2knowmyself.com/why_do_many_women_fear_men

  • ‘do women fear men?’  I felt certain this question would have lead me to: ‘The Google Hall of Fame!’  I should quit while I’m behind…  Maybe if I ask Google something more all encompassing?  Something more secretive perhaps?  Will my computer bow up, and a swat team appear at head with scanning laser lights?  Or will Google rescue me with uhhh: a ham sandwich?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/New_World_Order_%28conspiracy_theory%29

  • ‘what is the new world order about?’  Well at least I made it Wikipedia…. They should at least send me an extra large pizza… I’m an extra large guy!  Let’s see now?  I’ll have double cheese, pepperoni, salami, bologna, a pound a walrus blubber, and make it snappy!

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/earth/environment/conservation/11130750/Life-on-earth-is-dying-thanks-to-one-species.html

  • ‘is the earth dying?’  Notice you don’t have to use capitals when you ask Google a question! (Pulls up pants, and lifts head up high, to show I mean business!)

http://www.josh.org/resources/study-research/answers-to-skeptics-questions/why-does-a-good-god-allow-evil-to-exist/

  • ‘is the world evil or good?’  I was just going to ask: ‘is the world evil?’  But Google offered this suggestion and I thought I’d take it because it’s more unbiased.  C’mon now Google!  I get brownie points for this one!

http://blogs.channel4.com/factcheck/factcheck-black-americans-commit-crime/19439

 

  • ‘do black Americans commit more crimes?’  I know whites think so…  Just wondering what truth there is to the claim? What if I rephrase the question once again to be non-biased?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Race_and_crime_in_the_United_States

  • ‘what ethnic group commits the most crimes in America?’ You don’t need question marks with Google search either.  I was only using them for effect…  (BS line #3,642)  Old hobbits are hard to break…

http://netforbeginners.about.com/od/internet101/ss/The-Best-Search-Engines-of-2015.htm#step2

  • ‘what is the best search engine’  I think I’ve just struck pay dirt! You can buy dirt?  If you scroll to the bottom of the page, you’ll find a link to Google!  Ha!  Pay up Suckers!  LOL!

http://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2012/dec/13/what-is-love-five-theories

  • ‘what is love’ Perhaps the most philosophical question ever asked by a lot of people who don’t know what the Hell the attraction is!  LOL!  Five theories are given.  Pick one!  Mine is that love was more prevalent within us when we were naive, and young at heart…  Times when you believed in true love, and your heart pounded so, you thought you were going to have a cardinal infarction whenever he/she was within spitting distance of one another.  When you get older, you wonder instead about your finances, hide food in the fridge!  See? you’ll always get a different answer, depending upon how you ask the question…  There’s some deep, hidden meaning in there somewhere.

That’s Not Fair!

Introduction:

It IS my obligation and curse to always tell the truth.  Sometimes my own answers make me giggle mischievously, at times.  Someone gets through your spam que sometimes, and leaves a mischievious comment of some sort, in hopes of having a horrendous battle with you, to attract media attention and sell their message, whatever that may be…  And my mischeivious  nature makes me a good candidate.  LOL!  Anyway, I’m told that people are loosing 4 billion dollars in corporate shares, and my answer to that was: ‘They didn’t lose anything.  Man began without money :O)’  That’s where the ‘curse’ part comes in!

I by no means intend to insinuate that I am heartless or cruel.  My objective is to just simplify things so that people may view things from a different perspective and that is all.  Sometimes, because fact is indeed stranger than fiction,  I can’t help but feel humorous on some days.  It just depends on when you catch me, because  I’m one, big, pair of moody boots sometimes!  That’s my penniless job here: is to sometimes put my head on the chopping blog, just to tell a joke :O(

Money for Nothing, and your Kicks for Free!

Most of us are better off dead…

Come with me now, (come with me now?) as we set the stage in: ‘Anywheresville Earth’.  A man with a heavy East Indian accent, tells his Workers that it’s time to begin their day: ‘ OK EVERY BUDDY, IT IS 4 AM. PRECISELY ON THE DOT!  NO MORE TALKING FOR 18 HOURS!  NO LUNCH, NO BREAKING, NO GOING TO THE WASHROOM, AND NO TELEPHONE CALLS EXCEPT TO YOUR LAWYER!  LET’S GET TO WORK NOW!  40 DOLLARS A WEEK DON’T COME FOR FREE!  TELL YOUR MOMMIES, EVERY CHILD GETS A 3 DOLLAR BONUS FOR BRING IN THEIR OWN TOOLS, ANY FAMILY MEMBER’S DRIVERS LICENSE, VISA CARD AND PASSPORT…WORK BOOTS, AND PICK AXES ARE ON SALE IN THE LOBBY, IF YOU KNOW WHAT’S GOOD FOR YOU!  THANK YOU VERY MUCH!  COME AGAIN!’

Why Everyone is off their Rocker!

I heard about it on that show: ‘Twisted but True’…  All to take knocks out of car engines and increase capacity, some Nerd added lead to gasoline, polluting the ground and the air with a toxin that causes insanity and death!  it’s been in gasoline  from 1921 to 1997, so there’s still plenty left in the ground water and air!  It effects growing children faster!  And they’re just telling us now?

This guy has killed more people than Hitler!  And the rest of us are off our nuts to a greater or lessor extent…  Instant karma struck this guy down though!  As it turned out, he contracted Polio and became bedridden.  Then, using engineering genius, he used a series of ropes and pullies to lift the front of his bed up.  unfortunately, he became entangled in the ropes above his bed, and was found strangled to death in mid-air!  And for some twisted reason, I laughed my guts out: perhaps because it looked to be such a ridiculous way to die.  It makes me wanna investigate more ‘death by misadventure’ stories…  They never did say how long he was hanging around until somebody found him.  That’s not fair!

 

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Don’t Give Up

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The story goes that while attending University, Stephen and a group of other considered advanced students were given 10 physics questions to complete in two weeks.  While the other students feverishly racked their brains for solutions to the problems, Stephen calmly went about what he loves the most…  Rowing!

As the dead-line drew near, the other students drew Stephens attention to the fact that these questions were really hard!  They emphasized that the time allotted to them was drawing to a close, and he hadn’t even looked at the questions yet!  The night before it was time to turn their answers in, Stephen sat himself down and quickly jotted down the answers…

The other students laughed at and taunted him, exclaiming that he had put no effort into this what-so-ever and was bound to fail miserably.  When the results came in, Stephen had gotten all of the questions correct, and the next best result from anyone in the group, all brain-storming together, was two answers right.  THAT’S how smart this man is!  God never takes something away, but that He doesn’t give back in return!

Answers To My Own Questions #1

  • Why did I dump all over you the other day?  It’s so I can loose my audience, take enough pain killers to lead a herd of Buffalo into a swamp, and learn how to cut myself so I can relieve the pain!
  • Why am I so controlling?  It’s because I have a remote control stuck to my forehead, as my answer to an improved Arian race!
  • Why won’t people answer my long posts about living longer?  Maybe it’s because they have to go for a pee pee queue?  After all, the cut off point for human life is still 115…  So a 62 year old isn’t qualified to speak about that yet!
  • Why doesn’t anyone respond to my ideas?  Maybe because they really suck?  Or maybe because they remain just that until I or someone else implements them.
  • Why do I get so mad?  It’s because I was diagnosed as being mad.  Righteous indignation be damned!  I’m just down right moody!  Now I know why serial killers have so much fun :O(
  • Will I ever get well?  Will a bear ever sit on my face and laugh?  That ‘God help me to accept the things I cannot change’ part, is something I really need to accept!
  • Well how long have I got?  Just about as long as everybody else!  Maybe all their take this to stay young poop, is just that.  Poop!
  • Do people want to hear about religion or politics?  No!
  • Will I ever be forgiven?  Self?  You will always be forgiven!  You’re just too regimental on yourself to see that!
  • How large is the Universe?  Too large to find a hamburger stand out there, so there’s not a lot we can really relate to on a general level…
  • What do people really want from me?  Cyber sex, recipes for the nearest takeout place to them, more animal extracts (minus the entrails), how to function on LSD, where’s the cheapest rock concert, etc..
  • How do I reach people?  By taking the microchip out of my ass and showing the feeling I so much demand from them!
  • Will I ever stop asking questions?  No.  But I do have to learn how to ask the right ones!
  • Is it something I said?  It’s something I need to say, in a more calm, and sensible way than a Zebra trying to paint on stripes…

 

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