Green Eyes


Guess what?  I have green eyes!  And they do turn blue or grey sometimes…  Also, my psychological profile classifies me as a ‘rare green’…  Anyone who’s ever taken a psychology course knows what I mean.  There are four different character references according to color: Green, Blue, Orange, and Gold.  A rare anyone means ‘destined for greatness.’  It never happened so, must be BS…  Maybe if I actually tried?  Look it up.  It’s interesting!


The Silent Call

Standing in the freezing rain;

He calls up to us once again!

Will you not relieve my pain?

The silent call awaits us!


Frozen hearts that beat on high;

Oblivious to any cry!

Keep time to those who walk on by;

The silent call awaits us!


Torn coats of shattered dreams;

Frozen in the wind it seems!

Cries that dissipate sunlit beams;

The silent call awaits us!


Can your passion not be sold;

For the price of ice and cold?

As the wind steals away what’s told;

The silent call awaits us!


And yet we see there’s no one there;

Or could it be we just don’t care?

Our emptiness, a frigid stare;

The silent call awaits us!

These are a Few of my Favorite Things…

Here’s a scathingly brilliant idea how we can all get to know something one-another fairly quickly…  I will list some favorite things.  Then you just select the questions, or errase my answers.  Whatever…  Copy them to the clip-board (ctrl + c)  and then paste them in your comment, (ctrl + v) and fill in your own answers.

  • My favorite color: olive-green.
  • My favorite food: T-Bone Steak.  Only once a year as a treat though, cuz I’m a partial vegetarian (I eat fish, chicken, turkey and eggs).
  • My favorite drink: Budweiser
  • My favorite dessert:  Cherry pie alamode.
  • My favorite movie:  ‘Bambi’  My Mummy took me to see it when I was 5…  She had to sit through it three times, and every time Bambi’s Mummy got shot, I cried :O(
  • My favorite actress:  Clitoris Leachman.
  • My favorite actor:  Clit Eastwood.
  • My favorite car: Honda Accord.  If you lock it up tight, you can keep a fart in there indefinitely!
  • My favorite pass-time:  Torturing insects…  Take one leg off a spider, and he’ll walk around in circles…
  • My favorite movie type:  Dusters. (Tombstone)
  • My favorite animal: Horse.  They’re strong, and fast, and free-spirited, and I like the way they laugh (Whinny).
  • My favorite pet:  Golden Retriever
  • My favorite song: ‘Alone Again…  Naturally’ – Gilbert O’Sullivan
  • My favorite president:  Ronald Wilson Reagan…  Count the letters in each name and it comes out to 666.  ‘As I said to my wife Nancy…  Where’d she go?  She was standing right here a minute ago!’
  • My favorite boy name: Russell…  Wrestle?
  • My favorite girl name:  Sharon…  Charon?
  • My favorite planet: Pluto.  It is so a planet!  It has three moons doesn’t it?
  • My favorite smell: Lilacs.
  • My favorite day of the week: Hump-day.
  • My favorite sport: Tennis.  You really have to have balls to play that sport!

Miscellaneous Google Searches

  • Sometimes i just have these miscellaneous thoughts that aren’t really blogs in themselves.  The thought I had, referring to the URL above was: ‘Do I really need 8 eight ounce glasses of water per day?’  This lead me to The Mayo Clinic: probably thought I was a warped human, and was hinting at a desperate need for psychiatric help.  There are two pages of interesting facts about water consumption.

  • ‘does God really exist according to science?’  This is an important question, what with me being a bit of a science buff fanatic, as well as a compulsive liar.  Yes, free thinking can lead Google searches to curious places:  I figure, if I butter up Google, this blog may reach the top of their list: this is a bribe!

  • ‘what are the health benefits of pot?’  Notice I didn’t say: ‘smoking pot.’  That’s because there are other ways pot may be ingested, sparing your lungs of harmful carcinogens.  OMG I have a brain!  Praise Jesus!  Although, this article does give: ‘Holy smoke!’ a whole new meaning.  I wonder if you remain high longer if you just stuffing it in your ears?  (DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME!)

  • ‘life expectancy stats’  I figure, if the end of the world were coming, life expectancy would read like : three months…  This brings me to my next logical question…

  • ‘is the world going to end on September 24th. 2015?’  I’ve heard rumors to that affect…  And that’s just what I think they are.  Why it’s getting to where the media is crying wolf so often, who knows what to believe?

  • ‘do men hate women?’  I’m always using the top Google finding mind you.  Interesting that it’s strictly from a woman’s point of view as well.  I wonder if I’ll get a man’s advice if I reverse genders?  These are all off the top of my head.  For experiments sake, I’m finding my questions to be more thought provoking as I go: ‘Kiss my ring!’  (Bathtub slime!  EEEWWWWW!!)

  • ‘do women hate men?’  That’s interesting!  Some answers given by women!  And its a Yahoo question page!  I think I’m on a roll hear!  If my next question leads to a Google question page, Google most assuredly give me standing room only!

  • ‘do men fear women?’  Hmmmm…  The Huffington Post again.  I’m beginning to feel like I’m in a rigged game here!  You know?

  • ‘do women fear men?’  I felt certain this question would have lead me to: ‘The Google Hall of Fame!’  I should quit while I’m behind…  Maybe if I ask Google something more all encompassing?  Something more secretive perhaps?  Will my computer bow up, and a swat team appear at head with scanning laser lights?  Or will Google rescue me with uhhh: a ham sandwich?

  • ‘what is the new world order about?’  Well at least I made it Wikipedia…. They should at least send me an extra large pizza… I’m an extra large guy!  Let’s see now?  I’ll have double cheese, pepperoni, salami, bologna, a pound a walrus blubber, and make it snappy!

  • ‘is the earth dying?’  Notice you don’t have to use capitals when you ask Google a question! (Pulls up pants, and lifts head up high, to show I mean business!)

  • ‘is the world evil or good?’  I was just going to ask: ‘is the world evil?’  But Google offered this suggestion and I thought I’d take it because it’s more unbiased.  C’mon now Google!  I get brownie points for this one!


  • ‘do black Americans commit more crimes?’  I know whites think so…  Just wondering what truth there is to the claim? What if I rephrase the question once again to be non-biased?

  • ‘what ethnic group commits the most crimes in America?’ You don’t need question marks with Google search either.  I was only using them for effect…  (BS line #3,642)  Old hobbits are hard to break…

  • ‘what is the best search engine’  I think I’ve just struck pay dirt! You can buy dirt?  If you scroll to the bottom of the page, you’ll find a link to Google!  Ha!  Pay up Suckers!  LOL!

  • ‘what is love’ Perhaps the most philosophical question ever asked by a lot of people who don’t know what the Hell the attraction is!  LOL!  Five theories are given.  Pick one!  Mine is that love was more prevalent within us when we were naive, and young at heart…  Times when you believed in true love, and your heart pounded so, you thought you were going to have a cardinal infarction whenever he/she was within spitting distance of one another.  When you get older, you wonder instead about your finances, hide food in the fridge!  See? you’ll always get a different answer, depending upon how you ask the question…  There’s some deep, hidden meaning in there somewhere.

Life as we know it

Inside of me, a hollow shell;

The place in which I live and dwell!

I wish I understood you well;

The rest of me is sexy!


A battered case of shattered glass;

The hurried pace of all who pass!

Sometimes in my face, one complete ass;

The rest of me is sexy!


A shameful, stupid, waste of time;

A million dreams long past their prime!

I can’t even care my life is a crime;

The rest of me is sexy!


People wave like ghosts a far;

Quite invisible to me as they are!

The loneliness of a cold, and distant star;

The rest of me is sexy!


If I were me, I’d have nothing to do with myself;

I’d pack up my uselessness, and stack it on some forgotten shelf!

I look like what’s left over from the disappearance of an elf;

The rest of me is sexy!

Brain Paralysis!

I Can’t Move My Brain!

I’ve been struggling so hard just to get it to even flinch, but it just sits there!  It’s part of an experiment I’m doing to see if I can get my brain to twitch…  I can wiggle the outside just fine.  You know?  I wouldn’t mind directing a current to trigger childhood memories, but then, it takes me too long to make toast!  I figure if I could find a good long-term memory trigger, but the closest I can come is: ‘Bran Flakes.’  I stems from the premise that you get your best ideas on the throne.  If considered, why don’t I just have it removed so I can carry it around with me, and access it by remote control.  I mean, how do we know it wouldn’t enjoy a little fresh air and sunshine?  In fact, if the signal reaches far enough, we could alway equip them with prosthetics so they can always go for a little, stroll on their own.  Of corpse they’d need to keep their eyes so they don’t bump into things.  You know?  I sometimes am baffled at why we have bodies at all!  I don’t own the deed, and there’s no owners manual!  brains could do some really smart things, if we’d only get up off our collective asses!  Maybe think outside the box?

I really believe, in my brain of brains that one day our brains will out-smart us, and leave for another world…  Of corpse our space-ships would then have to resemble big, brains to comfortably accommodate all that compact geniusness!  LOL!  One day, we’ll all find a planet (if we all put our heads together) with a smaller gravity, so brains can grow much larger until we outsmart our selves again and find that just being an eye, wood be good enough…  Seems we’ve already gotten that far, because the only signs I see around me are ‘open’, and ‘closed’!