People who molest fruits and vegetables
This woman was arrested today, for having elicit sex with a watermelon! They’re holding her melons equally responsible. They’ll both be serving 6 weeks time in a penal colony!
As further proof that fruits are involved in a provocative manner with humans. As you can see, both of these bananas are completely naked! The woman who brought them together, expected to serve time in The Booby Hatch, claimed: ‘I just needed someone who would understand how I feel!’
We found this rather well endowed squash had inticed several young women to fondle the vegetable! The squash was given 60 days for indecent exposure. Two of the women were released with a warning, but the third was arrested for taking a pea! It was later proven using radioactive thermometers, that the pea had nothing to do with it, and was in fact pea-napped. willfully pea-napping and murdering a pea can carry a life sentence, without chance of parole…
The above is a present President Nixon received after his impeachment… unfortunately, I am restricted to any more information than this: ‘Was the President ever left alone with this fruit?’
This man should rightfully be arrested for child, carrot pornography! Where’s a crop when you need one?
Just this morning, these three sadly dressed carrots were arrested for prostituting themselves to customers with lewd comments like: ‘You look like a big, slab of meat!’ and ‘You know I’m the most appealing!’
Sexual relations with the fruit and vegetable kingdom can be hard to resist. I know from personal experience one day when a was a boy, innocently standing in front of a tree, that these things never work out in the long run…
Do you want to serve time for a potato? If you fondle it, it’s a sexual offence! In fact, this is not suitable for young audiences! And believe me! This potato and you would only argue all the time :O(