Thanks for the free Blue Ray Player so I can watch 300 new movies!
Thanks for teaching me how to Cha-Cha, and be a flap happy Clown!
Help take care of my stupid friends!
Make me wise enough to become greedy!
I know that you are all powerful over me!
I really enjoy the wine, weed and magic mushrooms, all strictly organic!
I ask you forgive my many rechid, disgusting, unfathomable sin carnage!
But you have to admit that I eat everything that moves!
Lastly, thank you for my good looks! – Awe Man!