The Basilisk Idea

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The ‘Basilisk’, more commonly known as: ‘The Jesus Lizard’, is named so because it can literally run across the surface of water!  So what if we could mimic a set of flippers that match this lizards form and flexibility?  Now nobody is going to expect you to be able to run across Lake Ontario.  It’s just too far…  Yet it could be done in a series of incriments, if you wore balloons on your arms to keep you afloat, and wore one of those water jets that could push you back up to the surface, so you can run again.  You could bring along a fishing rod, and wear a big, zip up pouch to put fish in, and you wouldn’t need a boat…  This would accomplish three things.  It would get you from point A to B as quickly as a boat, and faster than a car.  It would therefore cut down on pollutants in the air.  It would give you some exercise.  And it would get you fish…  OK.  That’s four things, but who’s counting?

Listen!  Em.. If you ever you use one of my ideas to become a billionaire or are already a billionaire and can get someone else to do it so you become a trillionaire, would you mind sending me a measily million dollars so I can get out of poverty?  LOL!  Call it a finders fee…  See, I kind of look at this place like The Dragon’s Den.  So Kevin?  If you’re reading this, cough up!  I know…  That A-Hole would demand a patent which he well knows I could never afford without my first bag of peanuts :O)

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