From now on, your troubles will be merry;
Let your Yule logs play.
From now on, your money will be far away!
Everyone’s coming home with us;
All alone with us, this day.
Picks a bone with us;
There’s no phone with us.
From now on, you’re living with a Fairy;
Laying in your bed.
From now on, your sex life may as well be dead!
Everyone’s just a Lollipop;
Just a Trolley hop away.
Everyone has a Holly top;
They’re a Molly crop per say!
From now on, you’re living with a Pop Tart;
And he’s here to stay.
From now on, there’s nothing in your shop cart;
And all you do is pray!
So have yourself, a merry, little Christmas way…