10 Reasons to Loose Weight

  • Gain enough weight, gravity will take over, and moons will start to orbit you!
  • The Good-Year blimp lands beside you, and nobody can tell the difference…
  • There’s not enough wind for the sail on your boat, so someone suggests using your pants.
  • Pi r NOT squared…  Pi r round!
  • The moment you step out of your first floor apartment, it now becomes the second floor apartment!
  • Your garbage weighs more than you do!
  • You can run…  But only 5 feet…
  • You get on a jumbo jet, and the silly thing can’t get off the ground!
  • You get invited to a community dinner, and find out you’re on the menu!
  • Nobody knows exactly what you weigh, because weighing scales don’t go up that high.

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