‘The bitterest truth is better than the sweetest lies!’ – Men in Black 3. Remember I once told you that when the Christ was asked: ‘How many times should I forgive someone? Seven times?’ And the Christ answered: ‘Seven times seventy times.’ Meaning you should always forgive your fellow human beings; to love your enemies, and to pray for those who persecute you! Now wait just a pea pickin’ minute (very short).
If someone punches me in the face for what I consider no good reason, which is all reasons because that usually hurts, isn’t only justified that I punch them back? No it is not, and here’s why. The more often you get angry, the more often you will tend to get angry! I’ll repeat that: <insert repeat>. The fact of the matter is that you’ll just keep getting more and more angry, more and more often, until madness ensues, and you turn into some kind of hideous Bridge Troll, and that’s the bitter truth of it all. So how can we stop this calamitous cascade of falling dominoes? I thought you’d never ask!
Training your Mind to Obey…
As you well know, the mind is a powerful thing as you well know. We can rationalize our way out of anything using our own reasoning and logic. Begin with the little things. Like if someone leaves the toilet seat up all the time and you like it down, because like me, you’re a germaphobe, STINKIN’ DICTIONARY!!! and you just don’t fancy bacteria trip sing OH YOU ROTTEN!!! around your house LIKE THEY OWN THE PLACE!!! Well, come to think of it, THEY DO!!! LOL!
Don’t tell other people that you’re working on your moods or they’ll always test you to see if it’s working, or just to keep irritating you because you’ve been irritating them for so long. So keep in mind, they’ll be trying to break you. So instead of getting mad, just keep reasoning to yourself that you’re becoming a better person by staying calm, EVEN THOUGH THE ROTTEN BASS TURDS ARE DIS-RESPECTING YOU ON PURPOSE!!!
IT’S YOU THAT MAKES ME LIKE THIS!!! LOUSY BLOGGERS!!! THAT’S RIGHT! YOU HAVE LICE!!! Yup! If someone calls you a dirty guy, just smile and say: Everybody’s entitled to their own opinion EXCEPT YOU, YOU YOU STUPID JACK-IN-THE-BOX YOU! I’d give you a piece of my mind, BUT YOU’RE GREEDY, LITTLE CREEPS AND YOU TAKE TOO BIG A PIECE!!! YOU!!! YOU’RE THE CAUSE OF ALL MY GRIEF!!! YOU’D KILL GOD HIMSELF IF YOU COULD GET YOUR HANDS ON HIM!!! Just try to be your old self by being mindful that people are only human, AND JUST KEEP PISSING ME OFF!!! GO AWAY AND JUST LEAVE ME ALONE!!! And before you know it, ALL WILL BE WELL CUZ I’LL STICK YOU WITH A SAFETY PIN!!! Em… Sheeesh… Anyway, which gets more done? The picture above? Or the picture below? And beware, The Stuff of Madness!