Hoorah! Hooray! Congrats on being me;
How can so much BS, possibly smell so pure?
How much better could I possibly be;
In comparison to the rest of the manure?
That what I’m saying is only my own epiphany…
If it’s hard to believe, it’s only because it’s the truth;
Just sitting beside me can be such a thrill!
The rest of your friends are in lack of such proof;
That just breathing my air will give you your fill!
That what I’m saying isn’t just a tad aloof…
I know I am the greatest man on Earth;
That doesn’t mean you have to run away!
Stay for my love and wisdom to give birth;
Kneel to me and pray!
That what I’m saying, has really been what it’s worth…