About The Band
- Two Dogs : He likes to show off that he has the highest voice by singing a whole octave higher than me, and ruining the song! We’ve known each other since we were seven years old. He seeks to prove he’s better than I am at everything, so I’m sorry to say, he’s a bit like Hitler! Two Dogs, is a fully blooded part Cherokee and part Mohawk Canadian Native, and he’s really into the fire-water!
- Antoninus : He does all the heavy rock stuff, and my choice for snapping Two Dog’s vocal chords! He’s been a good friend for over 20 years now, who mooches everything off me, and then pays me back. LOL! He’s a construction worker without a vehicle so he always loses the job for lack of proper transportation; I think that’s part of his Insanity. He’s also a gambler with a system, who tells me he’s gonna pull up in a Limo some day, and we’ll all go off to some exotic land : ‘Dreamer! Nothing but a Dreamer! Can you put you hands in your head? Oh no!’ (Supertramp.) Antoninus is from Croatia. Quiet disposition, and a true sneak if ever I’ve seen one!
- Markus : He’s our Drummer. Excellent timing! Only one problem; He’s a Paranoid Schizophrenic, so what if he get’s scared and runs off stage? He says we play far too many Beatle songs and I agree. Besides, it’s one more way to get back at Two Dogs. He’s terrified to face an audience, so I told him to wear sun-glasses and that seems to have worked. You’re never just sure when you’re dealing with a fellow acorn. Mark is part Portuguese and part Trinidadian.
- Spartacus : That’s me. Two Dogs has more range than I do, yet we harmonize well together, and I have all the experience, where-as he sounds more monotone. I’m trying to bring order to this chaos, though they all still insist on drinking. I point out to them that they won’t make a very good impression on stage that way, though I talk to the wind… I’m German American. So as you can see, we’re kind of a world-wide conglomerate, or some other freakish thing!