- I promise to never again tie the cat to the over-head fan… I know I shouldn’t do it, but it makes for a really good Doppler effect!
- I give you my word a both a Thief and a Liar, I will never take single socks from Laundry Mat washers again…
- I’ve decided, I should never be referred to as a big shot again; I’d rather now be called a little shot, with crushed ice, and a twist of lemon!
- If anyone wants to speak to me, I’ll pretend I’m busy, and hope they go away…
- I promise to stop gnarling on my window sill, should things not go my way!
I LOVE dark chocolate! Is there any hope in Heck for me?
I will not get angry at anyone anymore. I will get even!
I will never again try to slash myself with potentially, dangerous tooth-picks… It doesn’t work anyway… I don’t know why I try…
I will not pee in the soup, even if I dislike you…
I’m thinking of giving up ‘Froggy’ for a new profile picture. After all, I am 61 now, and it’s time I stopped mutilating stuffed animals!