The Twelve Drugs of Christmas

  • On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: A needle and a nickel bag of smack!
  • Two pounds of grass, with a needle and a nickel bag of smack!
  • Three grams of hash.
  • Four lines of coke.
  • Five tabs of acid!
  • six Oxycontins.
  • seven pudgy horse caps.
  • eight percasets.
  • Nine helpful Advil’s
  • Ten cigarettes
  • Eleven cups of coffee
  • Twelve plump Diladids.
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