Good Evening! Or good morning… What does it matter? Now-a-days our coffins come fully equipped with Internet service. My name is Count Alucard, as you know, is Dracula spelled backwards! He may get all the press, but I have more suction! HAHA… HAHAHA!
Did I frighten you yet? Did your hair fly back and turn grey? Let me invite you for supper tonight instead… Say around mid-night? I like to dine late…
I assure you, Vampires now have their own food now, so we no longer have to feast on the blood of mosquitos… I swear, I won’t take your jugular in vain!
I may even let you sit on my bled. I’m sorry! I meant to say “bed!” It was a slip of the tooth. I’m sorry! I meant to say “tongue!”
We could take in a movie, and sit in the dark together! And I could have a little peck. I’m sorry! I meant to say “neck!” It was another sip. I’m sorry! I meant to say “slip!”
This is so awkward for me… Before I depart, here is a picture of my sister…
Good Evening! Good night! And don’t turn out the light! Are you frightened? BOOOOOOOO! WHOOOAHAHAHA!
Tonight when the moon is full, I’ll bite your throat!