Have you ever noticed?

1) Have you ever noticed how a woman must have a phone near by at all times?

2) Have you ever noticed how some people have to watch the weather channel, when the whole story is right outside their windows?

3) Have you ever noticed there are more magazines for women in Doctors offices than there are for men?  Does this mean women get sick more frequently than men?

4) Have you ever noticed how in elevators,  there’s no 13th. floor?

5) Have you ever noticed how men always take the left side of the bed?

6) Have you ever noticed how sharpening a pencil with a sharp knife makes you feel really manly?

7) Have you ever noticed that it’s just when you want to be alone that you get surrounded by people?

8) Have you ever noticed that most of your lost balls and Frisbees are on the roof?

9) Have you ever noticed how English Teachers always wear long dresses?

10) Have you ever noticed how you always have at least one missing sock?

11) Have you ever noticed that when your just standing somewhere by yourself, you never know what to do with your hands?

12) Have you ever noticed how no one ever dares make cup-a-soup in a bowl?

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2 thoughts on “Have you ever noticed?

  1. Hello, Very interesting `have you ever noticed’ list. Will re-read it later but first one does not apply to me cos I don’t use a mobile phone and our house phone is on other side of the room……..:)

    • Thank you Sharon! Great to see you here! I make up all my blogs myself too… Please look around when you get the chance. There’s lots to see… I find, if you keep going, keep thinking on it, you become naturally more consistent.

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