The Good Sucker

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Introduction:

I thought I’d get at my pure genius right away, before I wind up wandering the streets, looking for cigarette butts, to build my train set.  I DO like how the engine puffs out it’s own billows…  I’m so smart, my I.Q. didn’t even register!  My primary theme for this blog entry, though seldom conducive to my scattered points of view, is how we all managed to become self righteous, calculating, evil, manipulating, self appointed A-Holes in the first place.  It’s not your fault you stink! 

I know that you are all delicate flowers, so I’ll try not to traumatize you to the point of Epileptic Seizures.  The usual rule is ‘i’ before ‘e’, yet in the case of the word ‘seizures’, the ‘e’ and ‘i’ are totally confused, and gone into a spasm.  The point I’ll make, is that we wouldn’t feel nearly as clever as we do, without Idiots to compare ourselves to.  Feather-more, I’ll go on to prove that some of our best ideas come from closely observing Idiots in action…  Idiots may have ticked us off enough to become sneaky creeps, but you’d never know it looking at the picture above of this ‘Darling One’ with Downs Syndrome.  And more often than not, it’s simplicity coupled with a big heart that wins the day…

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Partly Fact and Partly Fiction!

Math is often a walking contradiction.  Don’t forget with math that you first start with a premise, to arrive at a hypothetical result.  We pose a question to which we seek an answer.  Because we can work it out, that doesn’t mean the mechanics are actually applicable.

I’m off times surprised how Physicists so insist that The Big Bang came from nothing, as an excuse to deny creationism.  Yet, if God is nothing, could something have come from Him as well?  It is a two way street.  If we ourselves are inherently flawed to begin with, what credibility rests upon our observations?   It’s like two goldfish looking through their distorted fish bowl into a living room and saying: ‘That must be the universe!’

Idiots Promote the Necessity of Ideas…

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An Idiot may put up his hand in school to use the washroom, and never be heard from again…  Not because he got lost, but because you found him at the end of the day, in the washroom, fascinated with the soap.  Hence we invented soap dispensers, just to put our Idiots to shame!  Had an Idiot not seen the ultimate significance of counting all the sheets on a toilet paper role, we’d never have gained the wisdom to include that all important information on the package, so we can estimate the exact number of sheets we need per poop, and brush up on our advanced calculus…  Still, we’ve yet to include them within society except when we need to weave some new baskets.

In fact, we hold contests in public, honoring our Idiots weaving baskets to see who’ll finish first: obviously, an all day event.  Then all us geniuses gather round and ask silly questions like: ‘Are they getting paid?’  ‘What are they all so enthusiastic about?’  Little do they know, the winner gets to go home with a basket case of Craft Dinner!

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Sort of gives you the illusion that you’re somebody doesn’t it?  Yet in truth, we try to separate our Idiots from our own off-spring in an effort not to pollute the gene pool.  When in fact, we completely miss the fact that they get horny too, and have a certain sense of appeal for those of us who feel we’re better off not knowing anyway…

We could outsmart ourselves in other ways as well.  Who knows?  Maybe one day technology will make computer screens so small that we can’t read them at all!  We’ll just have to take our computer’s word for things, and that’s how they’ll defeat us, leaving only the idiots which are no threat at all to them.

We know our idiots will never be rocket scientists, but the rocket scientists are considering ejecting them into space under the synonym of: ‘Astronaut’…  So we send them off to trade schools to teach them how to lick stamps for North Korea’s idea of minimum wage: the sniff of money residue!  WE build these Institutions with high sounding names to instill confidence like:  ‘Stupido Cabrone Leviticus YOU’  and ‘Walk Up The Stairs and Open The Door’, with straight hall-way, holding no confusing turns, at the end of which is one door that reads: ‘This Is The Place!’  Don’t forget though.  What an Idiot might read is: ‘sihT sI ehT ecalP!’

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Have Some Respect for Our Dummies!

They weren’t the fanciest classrooms that we could afford, but they were clean!  So be good to them…  No playing tricks on them.  OK?  Don’t give them the number to a Morgue and tell them it’s a Dating Service!  No sending them up in a hot air balloon and then giggling at them as they touch down in the middle of a Ford Dealership on the 6 O’clock news!  No sending them down to the Office for a jar of steam, or a left handed screw-driver, two headed hammer and such!  No setting them up with an Ice Cream Business in a Sauna…  OK?  And don’t shoot one in the forehead cuz he/she wouldn’t know…  It would just be a waste of a perfectly good bullet!  No donating their shoes to a Museum, or anything like that.  Don’t poor Diet Pepsi in their aquarium!  You never know!  One day, an Idiot might be your brain Surgeon!  Just remember…  You could rob one blind, but he/she would still love you anyway, so what fun is there in that?  Now that the educational system has advanced to combo. Butcher, Meat Packer, we have to be on our best behavior!  Take care.  Sincerely yours:  Whoever…

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How to Employ Your most Valuable Asset: ‘The Reader’

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Introduction

These are my stats for today.  At first glance at this apathetic mess, one might suppose the only possible way to raise them, is to be hit by a bus!  Not so…  If you hover over each one, they give you a telling story.  They fluctuate according to your frequency of posts per day, the impact of those posts, and the most important yet most neglected hidden value, how you’ve gone about attracting viewers to benefit from: ‘My entire Blog!’  In this article, I plan to assist you with how accomplish this, and start the long arduous process of raising these figures dramatically, just by expanding how you use your Reader…

The center of attention…  You!

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First and foremost to initiate, and muster up the gumption to think on a matter that involves an injustice, and then take action about it, is to get upset, believe it or not.  Think about it!  If you just shrug your shoulders and say: ‘Oh well!  That’s just the way it is…’, you will more than likely remain in the rut you’ve created for yourself!  We generally make the very common mistake that expressing ones anger is a negative thing bound for negative results…

Not if you channel it properly.  Firstly, and most important part for your blood pressure is the duration of your anger: ‘Short but sweet!’  Next comes the realization that if you don’t solve the problem, it will continue to spur on anger within you, and that’s where the negativity festers and manifests itself.  And finally, realizing that a blogging platform is much bigger than you, and that the Earth circles around the sun, and not the other way round, you can at last begin to trouble shoot what’s necessary to change within YOU, to solve the problem…

Harnessing The Reader

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Notice that one thing this Blogger realizes, is that what you have to say first, is what’s going to determine whether or not, someone’s going to click the all important YOU button, to go on to view your blog.  This blogger also realizes that the two factors involved for this particular entry, are praise and curiosity!  You can use them over again if you like.  And also, that a question gets you to think…

Without even going there, you’ve learned some important stuff about blogging already!  Next, I would turn your attention to the inconspicuous little box on your upper left of the screen shot.  Take particular note to the little, ‘More’ button just above the honorable mentions presented.  By carefully selecting new bloggers to follow every time you come to The Reader, you’re not only giving yourself reason to return more frequently, and comment with more conviction, you’re also building your own Reader Base!  Be sure if you comment, they’ll be round to see you as well!  And for those who don’t, it’s a good way to separate the sheep from the goats, and tailor your site into a lean, mean, blogging machine!

Diversify your reading routine!

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People come here from all walks of life.  Some have been here longer than others, but one thing is true of all of them.  They all have their story to tell!  Now, contrary to popular belief that we’re all here with: ‘delusions of grandeur’,  most of us are here simply because we like to write, like to share our talents with others, FREE, and have a general love, and respect for our fellow man/woman/child/gorilla…  Does that not make more sense? 

We also make the mistaken assumption (some of us), that the comment section, is just there for show offs…  It’s there so you may go beyond the scope of your own opinion, and broaden your mind to different ways of viewing an entry.  They also reflect various personalities you might very well want to get to know!  Sometimes, I enjoy that more than the post.  LOL!

So here’s what I do…  I pick one day of the week to visit those with little likes or comments to encourage them, because they are future brilliant bloggers who could leave simply because nobody is willing to guide them.  In encouraging, praising and assisting them, I’m not only fulfilling an important part of my obligation for one, who was once in the very same boat, but I’m helping to ensure the future of blogging itself!  Consider that, the next time you plan on ignoring their progress… 

Then I take two days a week to visit the most popular blogs, (shine and be recognized), two days a week, to explore new blogging sites and see if I should follow them, or call the Police, and two days a week to lay off blogging completely, and tend more fervently to other aspects of my life that don’t concern my computer at all, unless it’s to take pictures, work in graphic and art programs, or surf the net for new blogging ideas.  LOL!

In Conclusion

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If you find yourself thinking: ‘My blog posts are as good as anybody else’s!  How come they have such a large following, and I feel more like I’m just wasting my time here?’  Chances are, it’s because they know how to better harness The Reader with more frequency, greater diversity, and with greater consideration of others!

The best part about being here isn’t posting a blog.  It’s about learning how to post a blog that not only amazes others, but builds your own confidence level and harnesses your natural ability to succeed at whatever you do.  It’s about what not to say as well.  Nobody wants you peeing all over them: especially on their own blog!  It’s about exploring the wonderment and hugely intriguing talents, wisdom, and perceptions, on this never ending expansion we call: ‘WordPress…’  Above all, enjoy yourself!  After all is said and done, isn’t that why you’re here in the first place?